Rocket Man -The Song

(Sung to Elton John’s Rocket Man)

We packed the missiles tonight

Zero hour nine AM

And I’m gonna be out of my mind by then

I miss my bro’ I crushed his life

It’s lonely in this place

I’m such a timeless plight

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And I think it’s gonna be a short short time

‘Till my intel brings me round again to find

I’m not the man that will hold the phone

Oh no no no I’m a rocket man

Rocket man waiting to light the fuse and burn your homes

 

Pyongyang ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids

In fact, my hearts cold as hell

And cross me once, I’ll execute them all anyway if you did

And all this nonsense I don’t understand

It’s just my job seven days a week

A rocket man, a rocket man

 

And I think it’s gonna be a short short time

‘Till my intel brings me round again to find

I’m not the man that will hold the phone

Oh no no no I’m a rocket man

Rocket man waiting to light the fuse and burn your homes

 

And I think it’s gonna be a short short time

And I think it’s gonna be a short short time

And I think it’s gonna be a short short time

And I think it’s gonna be a short short time