Overslept a bit
This morn
The beeping alarm
Laughed with scorn
I rose and
Went about my day
From my routine
I did not stray
Upon arriving
In the city
I walked, stammered
It wasn’t pretty
Worse than that
Was the sight
Of a strange cat
At a bizarre height
A man walked
With a strange gait
I looked up to see
What caused this fate
Not believing
What I saw
A cat perched upon his head
A shocking awe
I slapped myself
It was no dream
No drama needed
No need to scream
Truly pointless
Is this matter
A rhyme
That’s all
For this Mad Hatter!